Snarky Crochet
Craft your sass into every stitch with the hilariously irreverent patterns and crochet fun waiting for you in Snarky Crochet!
If you’ve ever wanted to say what you really think—without actually saying it—Snarky Crochet has you covered. From viral crochet creator Lisa Ha (@gettohookingcrochet), this bold and brilliantly petty pattern book is designed for makers who want to turn their feelings into fiber. Whether it’s pettiness, irritation, heartbreak, or straight-up spite, there’s a project here to help you stitch it out with sass.
With 15 lippy crochet patterns that blend sarcasm, humor, and passive-aggressive charm, Snarky Crochet redefines what a craft book can be. Along with the patterns, you’ll find a hefty supply of crochet jokes, practical listicles, and must-learn tips, like how you can keep crocheting when surrounded by idiots.
Inside this one-of-a-kind book, you’ll find:
15 cheeky patterns, including the Middle Finger Cactus, Spite Stripe Scarf, Cat Butt Coasters, and more!
- Beginner-accessible instructions so anyone can join the petty party—no matter their skill level.
- Tips for customizing projects to throw even more shade with your stitches.
- Listicles, jokes, and fiber puns for endless crochet fun!
- Inspiration for gifts, gag projects, and yarn-fueled emotional catharsis.
Each pattern is an outlet—whether you’re crocheting a revenge project for an ex-friend, or just need a reason to cackle while you craft. Lisa’s voice is equal parts hilarious and empowering, inviting you to be unapologetically yourself and have fun with your yarn.
Perfect for Gen Z crafters, punk-hearted fiber artists, and anyone who’s tired of pastel bunnies and cozy clichés, Snarky Crochet is a celebration of humor, honesty, and handmade rebellion. Use it to start conversations, get a laugh, or just vent in the most productive (and passive-aggressive) way possible.
Because sometimes the best way to heal—or roast someone—is one stitch at a time.
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STASH's Lot System
You might be wondering what the heck Lot-1 means when you're shoppin' for yarn on STASH online.
We've created our own lot system to make sure that you know all your yarn is coming from the same dyelot when shopping online. Pretty cool, hey?
Be sure to check all the lots to make sure you get enough yarn in the colour you need! This also means that if you run out of yarn mid sleeve, you can check your order receipt to find out which lot you bought and get another skein that matches your dyelot. Juuuuust in case you lose the ball band. ;)
Need help?
Wondering how much yarn you need? Curious about safety skeins? Yarn weights? Our team is always happy to help - reach out via phone or email (questions(at)stashlounge.com)
STASH does our best to accurately represent all products and colourways - please note that dye lots often vary, and colours may appear different between devices.