{"product_id":"snarky-crochet","title":"Snarky Crochet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eCraft your sass into every stitch with the hilariously irreverent patterns and crochet fun waiting for you in\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eSnarky Crochet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you’ve ever wanted to say what you really think—without actually saying it—\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eSnarky Crochet\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehas you covered. From viral crochet creator Lisa Ha (@gettohookingcrochet), this bold and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003ebrilliantly petty pattern book\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis designed for makers who want to turn their feelings into fiber. Whether it’s pettiness, irritation, heartbreak, or straight-up spite, there’s a project here to help you stitch it out with sass.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith 15 lippy crochet patterns that blend sarcasm, humor, and passive-aggressive charm, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eSnarky Crochet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e redefines what a craft book can be. Along with the patterns, you’ll find a hefty supply of crochet jokes, practical listicles, and must-learn tips, like how you can keep crocheting when surrounded by idiots. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInside this one-of-a-kind book, you’ll find:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e15 cheeky patterns\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e, including the Middle Finger Cactus, Spite Stripe Scarf, Cat Butt Coasters, and more!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBeginner-accessible instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e so anyone can join the petty party—no matter their skill level.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eTips for customizing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e projects to throw even more shade with your stitches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eListicles, jokes, and fiber puns\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for endless crochet fun!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eInspiration\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for gifts, gag projects, and yarn-fueled emotional catharsis.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach pattern is an outlet—whether you’re crocheting a revenge project for an ex-friend, or just need a reason to cackle while you craft. Lisa’s voice is equal parts hilarious and empowering, inviting you to be unapologetically yourself and have fun with your yarn.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for Gen Z crafters, punk-hearted fiber artists, and anyone who’s tired of pastel bunnies and cozy clichés, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eSnarky Crochet\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis a celebration of humor, honesty, and handmade rebellion. Use it to start conversations, get a laugh, or just vent in the most productive (and passive-aggressive) way possible.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause sometimes the best way to heal—or roast someone—is one stitch at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in China\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hachette Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43112503541821,"sku":"2-1748-27","price":25.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2021\/5729\/files\/Snarky_Crochet.png?v=1776368748","url":"https:\/\/www.stashlounge.com\/products\/snarky-crochet","provider":"STASH Lounge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}